My Dear Annoying Train

O, dear my ugly loving train,


You broke my heart again,

Over and over you constantly let me down,

Leaving me stranded in the rain now and then,



O, dear my hideous darling train,

Feet sore, toes got trampled over,

Beads of sweat rolled down like a river,

How dare you said sorry and sorry again!



O, dear my obnoxious silly train,

You taxed me with overpriced horrible service!

While delayed was your pathetic excuse,

So lame as an obselete song,

Forgotten and abandoned!



O, dear my sweet annoying train,

Poor as you were,

I had no choice but to love thee,